BARELY...thelyfepoet & jamie bond collab

BARELY...

I barely knew her...
she barely knew me...
6 months from now it will be 3...
we saw each other around school...
just said hello in passing and I thought that she was kewl...

one Friday night I went to a party so
I wouldn't be lonely...
my boyz were going
I didn't want to be the only
one staying at home,
even though I knew I needed
just about the whole weekend to
study for a major test...
I’m about making academics
completely my reality...

5.25 is my weighted gpa...
studying, studying, studying,
leaves me barely time to play...
but on this particular night I felt
compelled to get away....

wanting to be the 1st in my family to not only
finish college, ,
I see myself accumulating the PHD knowledge...

I don't barely want to pass any of my classes...
when you get it upstairs that is when true wealth amasses...
I read so much that mom bought me a pair of reading glasses...
she laughing reminds me that I used to read as slow molasses...
I was only 3 then,
but now I read like the wind...

I’m getting offered beau coup full scholarships...
there are almost as many as the cookies
in a national brand box of chocolate chips...

was my partying night dereliction of duty...
wasn't my intentions to be all up in a cutey...
I was still a virgin, never been intimate with a beauty....
some of my boyz would holla at me about the times
that they smoked some booty...

mom and dad are way pass barely being hurt...
this is one issue that our family can not skirt...
I just should have kept it as a passing innocent flirt...
instead of lifting and removing her body fitting red skirt...

my PhD will now be on delay...
since we both went half and half in making a baby...

of each other, we barely knew...
use double gloves with pliers when fastening a screw
or simply & politely say...no can do...
otherwise, this may & can happen to you...

thelyfepoet
11.17.2011
2:59pm est

Barely...

I barely knew him
And he barely knew me
9 months from now we'll have barely become 3
We saw each other here and there
Exchanged glances in hallway corridors
Barely got a stolen glimpse of each other in the school yard

I had a BIG Kool-Aid smile for this young man
whenever he was around
I could barely keep my feet on the ground
Or my head out the clouds
butterfly thoughts of him
were a beautiful distraction to focused life I lived in

my friends kept tryna hook me up with their friends
but I wanted no parts of em
they dragged me to a party I barely wanted to be in
and here he comes thru tha door with his friends
imagining that fate worked itself out here we are at a party
neither of us was barely gonna attend on this one Friday night
I could barely take my eyes off em he barely stayed in sight

He was smart and tall barely got into trouble
Hardly dis-respectable he was mostly shy and humble
he looked at me first but that time I barely saw em
he made me blush like I was his secret admirer
so dammn handsome with that boyish charm
for the first half of the party He barely paid me any mind

Although I was known by a lot of people but I was barely popular
I kept my nose to the grindstone and barely let anything stop it
And when I locked eyes with him from across the room
Cupid barely shot us but yeah....we got it
we locked hands and danced all night we could barely stop it

I was the only virgin among my peers
With goals and aspirations to have a prestigious career
I was barely interested in the things everyone else was into then
I was barely the type of young lady with a reputation laced with sin
But one look at him... And I could barely breath
I could barely resist hiding my heart on my sleeve
I could barely say my own name much less say no to him
I could barely walk in a straight like shucks!! I could barely swim

And now look at us soon to be young parents
Barely know each other barely able to be adults barely raising one another
Barely know what its about and how to take care of a child
Barely know his likes and dislikes And still I'm SO crazy about him
Although I'm barely prepared for the responsibility
I barely know what love and struggle is I wish we had protected sex
my body is going thru changes my parents are so dammed vexed
And me... I'm SO scared mainly of the dreams no longer available for me
realizing that this unsure future is not within my grasp
all because of a glance a glimpse of an eclipse that I wish we'd let pass
now this real test in life has nothing to do with a class its with the powers that be
sighing side eyed at em wondering if he'll be able to bare barely hanging in there with me

~~ IBJB

2 HEADED BEAST!

2 HEADED BEAST!
an unauthorized collab
by Qise "tha fuk outta here" notebook
and Jamie "I WISH a muthaphuka would" Bond

Who in the hell left the gate open,
its feeding time and we're ready to feast,
more than a monster, this is a two-headed Beast...
Out for blood, I be that wolf in sheep's clothing and,
don’t act surprised cause, Jamie forewarned ya...
Microwave flow, I radiation core warm ya,
Two strikes of lightning, I’m the quiet before, she storms ya...

Ballpoints on one end, the other, sharpened to shanks so,
don’t get too friendly cause, its more lethal than you think...
No cage can hold us, we gnaw the bars off that bitch,
and fuck a chain link, eat the barb wire off that fence...

Go ahead and get decapitated,
there goes ya head, you're decapitated,
have ya neck squirting blood like that bitch was lactating...
See, we running wind sprints while your pen is jogging,
Fukkit, Imma let Jamie finish off the rest of your carcase.

~Quise

Ahhh seee, now ya know I like my beef well done
I refuse to eat some shit that I already stepped on
Yo Quise not only will we leave em decapitated
we gonna have their ink spillage coagulating

and truth be told if I had a dick I’d be jockin myself
2 poets 1 paper we’re so dammn phenomenal
got that cut cha 2 tha white meat monstrous flow
we stay stifling they flows and mojos
they told us to behave we said hell to tha NO

free write PDF downloads we cheffin up regrets
we be like the loch ness monsters lockin down tha net
like twin Frankenstein’s with pens leaking out our necks
take my pens and stab em in tha head so they can think devilish
spank dey asses makin em go back in tha lab like poetry techs

I see you grew some but we’re still gruesome wit it
I see you still hiding behind your subliminal messages
Betcha punk ass wont say it to my face wit cha embellished bullshit
your nursery rhymes are seek and find and I’m a saduko bitch

Go ahead keep fuckin wit us actin like you can’t get touched
I’m a monster wit sweet tooth and kinda still don’t want cha
Welcome to the dungeon your welcome mat I’ll bludgeon
Have your tee splattered wit blood lookin like a half used tampon
Yo weak ass said you had a dope poem but tha dog you don’t own ate it
It’s a muthaphukin lie cuz tha insurance company clearly stated
It was a total wreck we caused pothole damage to ya paper

you pigeons are smitten wit our pens in tha paper play pen
you aint hard you lookin like sponge bob up against a fuckin Spartan
couldn’t hold me back from jumpin in yo ass if I swallowed a magnet
we’ll hog tie their maggot asses to tha back of a chariot and drag em
use my pen and stab you in the heart that you AINT got like a dagger
you in the lair of Quise ~the notebook beast ~ and the den of mic breathing dragon

we stay in that unapologetically relentless fuck yo feelings battle mode
so don’t get it fucked up chuck
WE BE LIKE Neanderthals playin stick ball wit cho ballz
tell ya what tho! Quise will twitter your murder as a trending topic
under #realtalk #thepoetrymovement #fuckouttahere and #tryharder
We’re cold hearted and uncouth toward tha artless
you better be able to back yo pen up pimpin’
or we cuttin your wrists off and mailing it back to ya mamma
I promise ya

~~ Jamie

So, have a deep convo with ya pen
and tell it to think before it speaks before,
it becomes what’s digested in the belly of this Beast...

We birth ability, while raising Kane,
we spit fire to your flickering ass flame,
This is Quise, no nickname and Jamie Bond ALL DAY...

I see you spittin your light colored hues and shit,
while me and J.B is straight black and bluing shit,
permanently bruising shit,
eatin wack ass poets like food and shit so,
stay tuned to the 10 o'clock news and shit...

No, this aint got shit to do with no slam,
unless its slammin ya face,
givin the pavement a fresh coat of skin,
and once you get me started,
its gon take my mama and your maker
to get me off your ass then...

And it’ll always be an unfair fight cause,
Jamie always blasts before the draw,
and the first line of weak shit to come out ya lips,
I’m breaking the fuckin glass in ya jaw...

You’ll do better tryin to separate us than tame us,
for the sake of us eatin ya ass alive..

Th'Fukk Outta here...
Befor I have Jamie snatch ya fukkin eyes out the sockets,
and play dice with them shits..

~Quise

yall just don’t know….
mike tyson and Quise got tha same m.o.
you’re no challenge for him tho
notebook in hand he’ll knock yo ass out
in less than 3 mins only thing is
that he don’t get frustrated tho
Quise tha beast eats poets like you for breakfast
Tyson dumb ass be eatin EARiooos

fuk outta here
you see Quise in tha cut gettin heads sprung
he got defibrillators for pens shockin chest lungs
scribing anthrax inside of yo asthma pump

we’ll disrespect your whole conglomerate
and write on your pad like we was in drum line
Have your sneakers twist tied to an overpass
wit a banner of your pic as grammas make shift shrine

candles and artificial flowers for yo fake ass
be like yeah here goes another poet who tried
HE thought he could and WE wished he would
he was only a few blurred lines in a battle book

so we paid him some homage
murked em and sent his bastardized off spring to college
don’t worry we’ll raise tha lil faggot where you left off
gonna trick his lil ass out on tha main block
the only pops he knew was on a Kellogg’s box

tell em
here take this thermometer from outcha ass lil man
and put it around your neck real fast
call it a weather doppler muthaphucka
it’s a storm indicator for
Jamie hurricanes and Quise tornado's
and if you see it hit 90 then its too hot for ya
just like like right now

cuz our words can make a thermos boil
you simmer and sauté and we stay on broil
everything about today is gaping ink oil on gravel
deep fry your dreadlocks till yo thoughts unravel
month to month or lips to chops we stay choppin it up
its dirty jerz rockin out wit tha grimy south

We spyt poisonous truth serum into flu shots
you betta get vaccinated while we on vacation cuz we aint playin
Jamie and Quise in the same place oh best believe thaat …
that shit is a state of emergency
a muthafuckin hide yo men women and babies
type of world wide evacuation

real talk ya couldn’t hold me back even if I were a ghost
I got teeth stronger than galvanized steel posts
I got yo mans’ bitch ass covering his mouth
Quise gotcha girl holdin balls she aint even got
Jodi in beast mode put cho ass in tha know
be like gooddddd dayyuummmn homey
you got knocked tha fuck ouuttttttttt

Quise just mushed ya punk ass in tha face
talkin bout Get tha fuk outta here!! Haha

~~Jamie

The Beautiful Butterfly Cafe Proudly Presents JAMIE BOND

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